i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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