Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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