there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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