new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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