Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Just high enough for therapy.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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