Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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