Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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