Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You can't special order awesome
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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