last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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