Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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