so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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