We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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