He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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