I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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