Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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