You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i think i have two assholes
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
