when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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