Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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