Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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