When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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