Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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