I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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