Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
