I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
