North Korea, Best Korea!
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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