Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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