come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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