I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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