Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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