you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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