can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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