So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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