Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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