"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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