We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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