? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
