I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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