names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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