the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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