he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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