the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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