You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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