It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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