I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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