I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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