Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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