it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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