I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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