Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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