I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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